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  • Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
  • I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!
  • The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.
  • Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.
  • They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.
  • The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.