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  • Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
  • New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
  • If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.
  • Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
  • Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.
  • A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.