Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCaptain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain. Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious? In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.
