Funny performance enhancing drug quotes

Funny performance enhancing drug quotes 💊💥 bring a hilarious twist to a serious topic! Whether you’re a sports fan 🏅 or just love clever wordplay 😂, these witty lines will boost your mood faster than any steroid. Get ready to laugh out loud and see the lighter side of competition and fitness. Let’s dive into some humor that’s sure to pump up your day! 🚀🤣

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!