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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Posted onJan 28, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
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Commentary:
Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it's on a weight loss medication! πŸ’ΈπŸ’Š Looks like it's in for a bit of a financial detox! πŸ˜‚ #BankAccountGoals

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