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Funny text about financial woes, featuring a witty remark on a strained bank account relationship.

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Commentary:
Looks like my bank account and I are giving each other the silent treatment until payday 🤐💸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, bank, bank account, conversation, debt, finance, humor, i, joke, longer, money, relationship, speaking, terms on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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