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  • My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.
  • It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.
  • If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.
  • Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
  • Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.