Funny kissing quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

  Commentary:
  "When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

  Commentary:
  "When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"

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