11 funny kissing quotes - Wordgag

You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

May 18, 2026

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Apr 1, 2026

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Apr 1, 2026

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Mar 31, 2026

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Mar 30, 2026

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Mar 30, 2026

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Mar 30, 2026

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Mar 29, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Mar 29, 2026

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Mar 27, 2026

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Mar 24, 2026