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When it comes to showing love, Asian parents skip PDA and go straight to population growth! 😂👨👩👧👦
11 Funny kissing quotes
I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
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Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! 😘💋🎉
As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.
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Looks like the North Pole needs a relationship counselor! 🎅💋🤣
The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.
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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋
There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.
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"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?
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"Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"
I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.
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"When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"
You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.
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"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
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"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.
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Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes