It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Commentary:
"Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? πŸ€”πŸͺ Report them for crimes against cookies! πŸ˜‚ #CauliflowerGate"

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