Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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“Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease”

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