Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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