I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! π»π±π" Related Funny Quotes π€ We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones. Itβs a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie! Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they βcanβt make it to the phone right now.β You carry the phone with you. Itβs the only constant in your life. Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river. Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.