Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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😴✌️ "May your middle finger rest well for a full day's work tomorrow! It's hard being a hand star! 😆💪"

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