Commentary:
When life gives you oranges, make sure they're ready for the party 🎉🍊👠
Funny cheeky quotes
Why touch grass when you can touch ass?
Commentary:
Priorities, am I right? 😂🍑🌿
Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.
Commentary:
All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.
Commentary:
😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"
Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
Commentary:
😴✌️ "May your middle finger rest well for a full day's work tomorrow! It's hard being a hand star! 😆💪"
The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.
Commentary:
"Why settle for a nerve-racking experience when you can have a nerve-tingling one instead? 😉😂 #TheGoodNerves"
Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
Commentary:
"Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"