Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.