It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again. I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.