Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒 Related funny posts 😂 Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein. The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.