Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.” Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!