You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! βοΈπβοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses. Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree. Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life? Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos. The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, Iβm not helping.”