Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my warranty expired early – all damage is now cosmetic! 🚧💔😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.