Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅" Related funny posts 🤝 Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?” Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.