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Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.

Commentary:
"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, adults, anyone, apartment, before, breakfast, ever, friend, friends, having, lie, television, told, work on Jul 7, 2026 by slickboy.

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