22 funny adults quotes - Wordgag

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

May 30, 2026

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

May 30, 2026

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

May 30, 2026

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

May 29, 2026

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

May 27, 2026

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

May 26, 2026

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

May 26, 2026

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

May 24, 2026

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

May 24, 2026

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

May 23, 2026

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

May 23, 2026

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

May 23, 2026

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

May 23, 2026

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

May 23, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

May 22, 2026

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

May 22, 2026

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

May 22, 2026

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

May 22, 2026

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

May 22, 2026

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

May 21, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

May 20, 2026

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

May 19, 2026