All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:ππ If Santa delivers that, I'm asking for a mansion next year! π πΈ Related funny posts π€ Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. Dear Santa, Iβve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, Iβll buy my own stuff. My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out. Dear Santa, Money! A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.