Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃 Related funny posts 😂 The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle. My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am. My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home. Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.