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When you visit other families and discover they're just like sitcoms—with less laugh track and more snacks 😄🍿👨👩👧👦
Funny hangout quotes
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.
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Who needs therapy when you've got a circle of friends and pizza nights 🍕😂 #FriendshipGoals
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.
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Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”
Commentary:
"Adult friendships be like: "Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day" 💁♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' mullet defense strategy – business in the front, party in the back (but no parties for you, apparently)! 🤣 Here's to rocking that anti-social hairstyle with flair! 💇♂️"
Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.
Commentary:
"Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃♂️💨 'I wanna go home now' – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂"
No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.
Commentary:
"Sorry, my schedule is already booked solid with napping and avoiding responsibilities. No room for any unexpected love drama! 😂💔 #NotReadyForThatCommittment"
I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.
Commentary:
Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover