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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Just landed via X:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Trending via Threads:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Trending via Messenger:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Just landed via Reddit:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Seen just now on Reddit:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Reported on Slack:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Just shared via TikTok:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Live now on Slack:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Just landed via Telegram:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Shared recently on Threads:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Trending via Instagram:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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