Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering ๐ค๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ Itโs called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it. Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’? Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering? We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said โhelloโ like a goddam daredevil.