Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you lemons, sell them for cash because stress is expensive ππΈπ Related funny posts π€ My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time. βGirls just want to have fun!β No, I want one million dollars cash. Bitcoin is just Kohlβs Cash for boys. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.