Commentary:
Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
Funny socially quotes
I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.
Commentary:
Sure, I'll gladly join the nocturnal crew! Who wouldn't prefer starlight and high-speed WiFi over sunburns and noisy neighbors? 🌜🌟💻
Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.
Commentary:
Social skills loading… please wait… ⌛🤔😂
Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
Commentary:
Trying for a baby: 🎉🥳🥰
Sharing too much info: 🚫🫣🙈
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
Commentary:
If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.
Commentary:
Lmao, at this rate, my only active status is "Netflix and couch potato" 😂🍿📺
It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.
Commentary:
👏😂 Ah, the thrill of victorious clapping upon safely touching ground, as if we've just witnessed a legendary feat! Society has granted us permission once more to indulge in this quirky tradition – so let the applause soar as high as the airplane did! Who knew a simple descent could ignite such excitement? Let the claps fly! ✈️👏
Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?
Commentary:
If pajamas and coffee cups became a fashion trend, I'd be on the cover of Vogue by now! ☕😴🛋️