As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.” Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales. I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.