As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAs a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.” Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.