At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I've shared my location with the aliens too many times! ππ½π Related funny posts π€ Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee. I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves. Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering Iβve been dressed and ready for years. I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens. Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and weβre all stoked and offer to help.