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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
13 Funny product quotes
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.
Commentary:
When a grocery trip turns into hide and seek! 🛒🔍😅
The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.
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Running out of catchy names for body wash? Someone needs to toe the line! 🚿😂🦶
I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.
Commentary:
Looks like your phone and those ads are now in a committed relationship! 📱❤️🎯
Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?
Commentary:
"Finally, a workout plan that includes sweeping the kitchen floor! 💪🧹😅"
The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.
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"When your favorite makeup gets discontinued and you mourn like it was a historical artifact. 💄🕵️♀️💔 #BeautyDetective"
I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.
Commentary:
"Living proof that 'Netflix and chill' can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets"
You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.
Commentary:
“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”
Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.
Commentary:
"Men are truly versatile creatures, mastering the art of multitasking with a single shampoo bottle! 🧔🧴🚗 Who knew cleaning the house and looking dashing could have so much in common? 😄🧼 #ManlyGroomingSkills"