Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Treat yo'self to some pre-birthday presents—better start a year early! 🎈🎉🛍️ Related funny posts 🤝 Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore. Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents. My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.