Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?