Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸 Related funny posts 😂 Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying. My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.