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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
Funny staff quotes
Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸
When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.
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Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy
Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.
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"Twitter: where everyone's thoughts are on display, but sanity is nowhere to be found! 🐦🤪 #BirdsOfAFeather #CrazyTweets"
My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.
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Well, who knew staff meetings could lead to such eye-opening revelations? 😴💡 Sounds like a real wake-up call, literally! 😉 #OfficeLife #SleepApneaAwareness
The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!
The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'fake it till you make it' strategy on full display! 🤣 Who knew a simple shirt could be the ultimate power move in life and in avoiding chores at crowded events? 🙌 Bravo to this genius mastermind wandering around in plain sight! 👕💼 #LifeHack101"
HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.
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Oh, HR always trying to ruin the fun! 🤣 Remember folks, asking 'How stupid can you be?' is not a challenge, it's just a rhetorical question…maybe. 😜 #HRwoes #OfficeHumor