The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂 Related funny posts 🤝 My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her. You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people. I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks. Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone? I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.