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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.