Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looking for career advice? I'm like a career GPS that only knows the 'Exit' route! 🚪👉😅" Related funny posts 😂 Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave. The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. “Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.” Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.