Commentary:
"When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"
Funny customers quotes
Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.
Commentary:
"Well, that would definitely make customer service a lot more interesting! 😂 Imagine walking into a store not knowing if today is the day you'll get bopped on the head for being a difficult shopper. 🛒💢 Just another reason to be extra nice to retail staff! 🤣 #CustomerServiceGoals"
I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
Commentary:
Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes
I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
Commentary:
It's like they're saying, "Please enjoy our beverages responsibly, but also, please buy more." 🍻😜
Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate escape room challenge: Remove the card without disturbing the machine! 🕵️♂️💳😅