Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, theyβd all drop that voice thing in, like, a day. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:ποΈπ "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" π Related funny posts π€ I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived. I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.