Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to improve both their penalty skills and their sense of direction! 🏜️⚽🤣
Funny desert quotes
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
Commentary:
🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.
Commentary:
Forget the camel, I'm just here to find out if Carl has a Yelp rating 😂👐🐪
I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.
Commentary:
Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
An Amish party in the desert called churning man.
Commentary:
"Looks like the Amish are trying to butter us up with their desert escapades! 🌵🕺 Who needs Burning Man when you've got Churning Man? Let's see if they can churn out some dance moves without electricity! 💃⚡"
There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.
Commentary:
By the time you find an oasis, you'd be shouting "Water, Speedy! Giddy up!" 🏜️🐎😂