Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.