I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion" Related funny posts 🤝 Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to. Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life. Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge! Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.