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Humorous text about a quirky first date idea involving checking criminal records.

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Commentary:
Swipe right to "who's more wanted" 😂🔍❤️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, couple, crime, criminal, criminal history, date, date idea, first date, history, humor, idea, joke, others, relationship, search, together on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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