Funny date idea quotes

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Commentary:
Sounds perfect! Just let me know if you need any extra pillows, blankets, or a coffee-making tutorial ☕🛌😂

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Commentary:
Swipe right to "who's more wanted" 😂🔍❤️

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Commentary:
Looks like they really know how to stir things up on a first date 😂🍴 Who knew gravy could be the key to romance? #GravyGoals