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Funny drug dealer quotes

Funny drug dealer quotes bring a hilarious twist to a serious subject, mixing wit and clever wordplay that’ll make you chuckle 😂💊 Whether you’re here for a lighthearted vibe or just some quirky humor, these quotes serve up laughs with a side of sass 😎🔥 Get ready to see the lighter side of the hustle and enjoy some clever punchlines that keep things amusing and playful!

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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