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Funny drug dealer quotes

Funny drug dealer quotes bring a hilarious twist to a serious subject, mixing wit and clever wordplay that’ll make you chuckle 😂💊 Whether you’re here for a lighthearted vibe or just some quirky humor, these quotes serve up laughs with a side of sass 😎🔥 Get ready to see the lighter side of the hustle and enjoy some clever punchlines that keep things amusing and playful!

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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