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Funny eagerness quotes

You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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