Commentary:
Guess those who use military time are already clocked in for service! ⏰👩✈️📞
Funny Eager quotes
In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems
The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.
Commentary:
Well, it's no wonder the Eager beaver gets so much done – they're just way too eager to slack off! 🌟🦫 Keep calm and beaver on, the hustle is real for this ambitious little creature! 🏃♂️💼