54 Funny early quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

  Commentary:
  "Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

  Commentary:
  "Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"

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