90 Funny early quotes

• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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  1 month ago

  coffee, early, early riser, got, grandma, humor, i, little, morning, riser, solitude, why

• It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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  1 month ago

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• The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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  1 month ago

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• When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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  1 month ago

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• Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, choice, choose, early, humor, i, kindness, morning, motivation, procrastination, self-control, still, today, well

• When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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  1 month ago

  day, death, die, early, hope, humor, i, life, morning, motivation, procrastination, reason, work

• I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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  1 month ago

  6, 6 a.m., a.m., am, early, early riser, energy, exercise, fitness, humor, i, lifestyle, morning, morning run, motivation, people, riser, run, runner, want, whatever

• That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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  1 month ago

  after, early, fatigue, morning, nap, rest, second, sleep, snooze, tiredness, too, waking, waking up, wave

• Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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  1 month ago

  bed, bedtime, early, found, i, just, matter, morning, motivation, procrastination, sleep, work

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