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39 Funny early quotes

I never though I'd be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Not going is the new leaving early.

Not going is the new leaving early.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025